The 17 Regard Archetypes

Not investing. A full-contact belief system.

It only pumps until I buy

You dump, I catch

It's all gains until the margin call

Every trade starts with a political theory

Every indicator confirms my bias

No emotions, just drawdowns

I look at value, not price

Researched a month, bought one share

Get rich slow. Emphasis on slow.

Won't sell going down, won't sell going up

Nothing's down much. Everything's down.

Such calm. Much holding. Very whatever.

One headline away from a whole new thesis

The guru's always right. Except last time. And the time before.

I buy, it tanks. I sell, it moons.

Selling the exact bottom, every time